| Beware of radical mint enthusiasts |
 Some things are as boring as the dust that clings to your TV screen.
Take toothpaste, for example. If you happen to be a radical mint enthusiast, brushing your teeth might be the highlight of your day. You might have the shiniest teeth in t
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Submitted by cindy on Friday, May 27 @ 09:24:20 MST (527 reads)
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| How to Get Emo Hair |
You can't be truly Emo without the right hairstyle. Emo hair started out black and short, covering half the face, but it has evolved into colours. The password is individualism. This means that you can have totally blonde hair down to your waist, shor
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Submitted by fccaccount on Thursday, August 30 @ 22:26:12 MST (211 reads)
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| A Taker Searches for happiness |
"There are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. Takers might eat well, but givers sleep better at night." Aha!
Your humble scribe has had a tough time sleeping lately. I thought it might have something to do with the happine
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Submitted by cindy on Monday, April 11 @ 09:48:37 MST (730 reads)
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| Hollywood Humor: Cary Grant's Muffins |
| In 1853 in Saratoga Springs, New York, American Indian Chef George Crum was preparing his specialty French fried potatoes in the upscale resort he was working at, when he received word that one of the patrons complained they were cut too thick. An annoyed
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Submitted by cindy on Monday, May 02 @ 09:31:07 MST (483 reads)
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| Learning Chinese – NOT! |
When I first came to Taiwan to live I listened to the language and thought to myself, “OK, this doesn’t sound so hard. I have high-school French and German so I already possess some linguistic ability. I can learn this".
Over the next year
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Submitted by lancecarr on Friday, April 04 @ 06:26:26 MST (104 reads)
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| The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver |
| When he was six my little brother Davie graduated from driving toy trucks to driving the real thing. He persuaded Daddy to let him drive the truck -- alone -- across the fields of our Montana farm and around the farmyard. Davie knew all about truck dri
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Submitted by Janette on Thursday, September 08 @ 06:48:50 MST (446 reads)
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| Wit of the Filipino |
By Nury Vittachi
(From THE FAR EASTERN ECONOMIC REVIEW)
THERE'S A SIGN ON Congressional Avenue in Manila that says: "Parking
for Costumers Only."
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Submitted by andie on Sunday, May 08 @ 03:49:27 MST (1973 reads)
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| Develop Your Sense Of Humour |
| The power of humor is unlimited. To discover the humor in life and also learn and master the skill ...
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Submitted by JKronefield on Friday, July 20 @ 01:07:56 MST (216 reads)
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| My First Camping Experience |
My first experience camping was a very memorable one. I had never been camping before I met my husband. I didn’t know that camping meant sleeping out in nature, in a tent. Thinking back I guess I didn’t really think about it at all.
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Submitted by lilyputts on Thursday, May 24 @ 03:23:59 MST (343 reads)
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| Spitting Feathers |
It's 4.41 a.m. and I am listening to the birds singing in the nearby park. Few people hearing the Dawn Chorus could guess at how highly organised and politically motivated birds have become over the past few years. . .
It all started with a
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Submitted by cindy on Wednesday, May 18 @ 10:07:27 MST (715 reads)
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| Bad Breath Love |
Sure...I loved her. She was smart, attractive, polite and a total demon in the sack. Unfortunately, the perfection ended there. So what's the problem, you ask? Simple...she had a garbage mouth.
No, I don't mean she cursed like a sailor, I mea
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Submitted by joegooden on Monday, August 21 @ 19:11:07 MST (297 reads)
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| Why Wives Hate Husbands and Vice Versa |
Get valuable insights into how real women think. We show you how you can read their minds by adding a humorous twist to this method. Even though if you ask a woman if she is a typical woman she will say no, chances are if you ask her significant othe
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Submitted by jackreider on Wednesday, June 27 @ 21:25:52 MST (215 reads)
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| How According To God Can We Solve Any Sudoku Puzzle In Less Than A Minute? |
An excerpt from the World's first Sudoku joke book will have you in splits -- guaranteed! Sudoku Humor is a publication in keeping with the founding principles of Sudoku Village, an exclusive Sudoku Community site, where Sudoku enthusiasts can meet li
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Submitted by Harvey on Thursday, July 19 @ 07:59:19 MST (200 reads)
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| Good Humor Quotations From My Great Wife |
Quotation #1:
Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
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Submitted by belebay on Wednesday, September 26 @ 21:55:12 MST (198 reads)
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| Early Retirement Program |
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.
Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger
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Submitted by santoshp on Friday, June 13 @ 23:56:15 MST (69 reads)
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| 12 Considerations When Choosing Contemporary Lighting |
| Use this 12 item checklist when planning your contemporary lighting updates.
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Submitted by Sydney on Sunday, April 30 @ 19:00:15 MST (329 reads)
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| John Wayne Took The Good With The Bad |
| For the last twenty years of his life, John Wayne often had a profound effect on people that crossed his path. Meeting him in person for some was like meeting Abraham Lincoln or George Washington. Yet the Duke usually stayed humble and almost always kept
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Submitted by cindy on Saturday, May 07 @ 03:57:35 MST (721 reads)
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| I Am a Grinch |
Last Christmas, Uncle Albert promised his neighbor, Wilson, to find a way to keep the Christmas spirit alive all year. You know, just like Wilson and everybody else wishes people each year.
Yesterday I was checking my calendar. "Holy smokes
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Submitted by cindy on Sunday, May 08 @ 02:54:23 MST (653 reads)
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| Old Blue, Willie, and Their Rotten Gaggle |
Old Blue was Great Grandma's nephew. His true name was Bluford Howard. Really… his name was Bluford. And everybody in the town knew him as Old Blue.
Old Blue was 6'5" and was a big man; so big that his eight children could fit in
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Submitted by bethandlee on Thursday, November 08 @ 09:32:04 MST (143 reads)
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| Pardon me,I Thought Free or Freebie Means Simply That -Zero Exchange of Money |
You all know what I am referring to and I'm sure you are as fed up as I am with all the parsing of common words to misrepresent something, someone or both. The parsing of commonly held words is stupid and will not be tolerated by the masses any longer
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Submitted by ttwogood on Friday, May 18 @ 10:08:42 MST (295 reads)
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| Taking Humor Seriously in the Workplace |
By Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
How serious can we be about humor in the workplace, and how humorous can we be about the seriousness we often find there? According to a Robert Haft International 1985 survey only 15% of workers are fired becau
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Submitted by brice on Saturday, June 25 @ 00:46:03 MST (683 reads)
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| The Pros and Cons of Panama's 50 cent Beers |
So surprised was my Costa Rican friend by the price of the beer when he arrived to Panama for the first time that he ended up inviting a pool hall of about seven men to 3 rounds of brewskies while waiting for me to arrive – at 11 in the morning.
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Submitted by clairesay on Sunday, April 15 @ 21:17:56 MST (291 reads)
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| Exploring The Land of Mirth and Funny; A Voyage through the Interrelationships |
by Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Originally published in
Laugh It Up, Publication of the American Association for Therapeutic Humor, July/August, 1994, p. 3.
It has been said that humor consists of wit a thought-oriented
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Submitted by brice on Friday, June 17 @ 21:39:24 MST (674 reads)
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| Naked Day: Coming Back To Nature |
“Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons.” Genesis 3:3
In the Book of Genesis, God made Adam and Eve, just like any other animal – Naked. That n
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Submitted by dorothysmith on Friday, May 09 @ 23:34:14 MST (93 reads)
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| Hungry For Overkill |
I don't have much time to watch television. Being the lazy person that I am, I usually let other people in the family do my watching for me.
But some events are just so important that I have to watch them myself. Such was the case with the
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Submitted by cindy on Wednesday, May 25 @ 10:28:57 MST (590 reads)
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| Stupidity: Its Uses & Abuses |
| It’s time to take punitive action against an insidious and rapidly proliferating menace to our emotional well being. I’m speaking, of course, of "service industry" people who are embracing the dumbing down craze too enthusiastically and who, doubtless
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Submitted by cindy on Thursday, May 05 @ 11:44:33 MST (723 reads)
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| 50 Things to do to your Boss that are Fun for you, but not for them |
1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford. Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife.
2. Have a friend of yours make an anon
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Submitted by cindy on Monday, April 11 @ 10:31:47 MST (792 reads)
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| Simply bad life tips |
Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case
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Submitted by sakash on Monday, April 10 @ 18:14:35 MST (335 reads)
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| What Did The Stowaways Do To Stay On Board? |
An excerpt from the World's first Sudoku joke book will have you in splits -- guaranteed! Sudoku Humor is a publication in keeping with the founding principles of Sudoku Village, an exclusive Sudoku Community site, where Sudoku enthusiasts can meet l
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Submitted by Harvey on Wednesday, July 18 @ 10:55:14 MST (192 reads)
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| Commercials you never seen before |
I created this article based on a forwarded email by a friend.
These pics are so cool that i have to share it with you all.
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Submitted by randall on Thursday, March 09 @ 20:40:41 MST (1667 reads)
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| Pranks On April Fool’s Day |
“April 1st: This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three-hundred and sixty-four." – Mark Twain
Maybe you know that in the sixteenth century in France, the start of a New Year was on the first of April (Some
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Submitted by community on Thursday, March 30 @ 07:41:28 MST (432 reads)
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| Fuzzy Names, Sweet Names |
| As with everything, names go through cycles of change with passing generations. I also tend to think that names have improved immensely since the first Elmas, Minervas, Bufords, and Alfreds graced the baby’s room wearing appropriate nametags on their cr
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Submitted by cindy on Friday, April 29 @ 11:31:20 MST (611 reads)
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| Using Priceless Humor To Win Love |
Do you believe in love at first sight?
In a highly competitive and result oriented 21st century’s society, what happen when you meet your dream ones, apart from struggling to pursue her (him), do you have other options to choose? Lo
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Submitted by belebay on Thursday, November 01 @ 09:58:40 MST (143 reads)
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